Billie makes us feel all funny (we have too many girl crushes)

Billie 'JD' Porter is fit and funny.
She helps make up the collective of talented teens behind Platform magazine ( has also written stuff for Vice which is hugley hilarious- Don't be a fool all your life, check it out.
She pulls off red lippy like no other and is sure to be a bigger deal than that Katie Grand enigma

-who are you Billie? nobody
-if you had balls for a day.. who's would they be Billie? chopper reed's

-where are you going in life Billie? so far. sooooo farrrrrr
-where do you wish you were going in life Billie? further
-any movies make you wanna grind in your seat Billie? i didn't like dazed and confused. am i a shit teenager? where's the plot, guys. (mmm Bil's did you get what we meant when we said grind?!?!)


Anonymous | 5 March 2010 at 23:29

this girl is such a cunt. she was so pissed at me because i didn't know what she did. what a self obsessed little bitch

Beth | 19 January 2011 at 15:06

Who is she? Who is she?no really should i know her? Who is her dad?

Anonymous | 20 January 2011 at 10:04

i'd pump her! :)

Anonymous | 26 January 2011 at 14:04

This young lady is in serious need of a personality transplant.
Watching her berate other teenagers life choices in her oh-so-sanctimonious fashion, on the joy of teenage sex, I had an overwhelming urge to throttle her with the remnants of her own umbilical chord.
Somebody else said it, 'self obsessed' that sums this child up perfectly. I think she probably lives in a world where Billy is the epitome of cool and everyone else? 'Huh' well they have no valid opinion whatsoever because they're not like....ME'.
So she learnt to spell correctly and form proper sentences at a relatively young age. Oh and by the way she was blogging for NME by like, fifteen!
Guess what? Who cares? Mummy or Daddy probably got you the gig through their contacts. SPOILT LITTLE URCHIN CUNT.

Anonymous | 31 January 2011 at 14:00

what the actual hell are you lot all on about? She's gorgeous and so down to earth... She's actually a real girl, with great talent. Yeah she's opinionated, and what? She has a thing about good grammar and spelling, is that really a bad thing with mre nd mre ov d tenagerz 2dai tlkin lyk dis? Also, she dresses fantastically AND is amazing on the joy of teen sex.

Anonymous | 1 February 2011 at 14:34

sums her up

Anonymous | 1 February 2011 at 14:36

i'd give her one though if there was duct tape to hand

happymanah | 6 February 2011 at 07:58

i think she is gorgeous

Anonymous | 12 February 2011 at 20:22

seen the show she is on. she seems like a stuck up prig. an arrogant douche. a judgmental cunt. an embryonic twat. i think you get my meaning. advice: pull the giant stick out of your ass and maybe try to not act like such a bitch.

TotallyDanielle | 25 February 2011 at 08:21

i seriously love billie jd porter.... but she i saw her fashion model thing on tv and she was saying about how she'd never have her photo taken in skimpy clothges of take her clothes of infront of a camera... she did an underwear shot and she said how uncompfortable she was..... AND then i found aload of pictures of her in like thia tiny liotard?! wth! but yea... i still love her and her fashion. ;)

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Anonymous | 18 April 2011 at 09:48

her parents aren't famous which sets her apart because shes inetelligent and made it by herself

Anonymous | 14 October 2011 at 13:06

to the above comment about her parents not being famous... errr good one. You know who her dad is in the industry right? Maybe not rockstar famous but opens many many doors. The girl is a first class cunt.

Anonymous | 28 October 2011 at 16:48

To all those slagging off Bille.

You are doing the very thing you are hating her for.
You are claiming to dislike or disagree with a teenager youve never met just because of her viewpoints, ones which she is perfectly entitled to. However, unlike Billie, you are basing this on the fact that her parents may have contacts in the industry, that she is "upper class", and that she's opinionated, rather than on the "lower class" questionably moral life-choices that she judges on JOTS.

Class divide exists by people forcing it on themselves.

Anonymous | 3 November 2011 at 06:11

who are her paretns

Anonymous | 10 April 2012 at 10:19

Yeah she's opinionated and might come across as judging others too easily.. Yet this is what makes her individual and therefore able to make it in the industry - she stands out! And good for her if she is "upper class"! Stop being jealous its ridiculous, she's done well and many teenagers need to look at Billie's ambition and determination and get some for themselves instead of sponging of their parents and settling for an "apprenticeship"

Anonymous | 1 September 2015 at 18:58

typed who the fuck is (bjpp) into google and and oh